ext_243383 ([identity profile] astrobright68.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] modofthehat 2010-06-28 05:05 am (UTC)

SUE SYLVESTER

Player Information
Name: A BAWSS
Timezone: Est
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Character Information
Name: Sue Sylvester
Canon Origin/Series: Glee
Gender: Female
Age: 29 (So she says, but she's clearly around 50)

Personality: Sue is a determined winner, which is really an understatement to the EXTREME. By determined, it means she will do anything in her power to not only crush you, but make you feel like all your efforts were for nothing, and there's nothing that makes her happier than tasting your delicious failure. She leads her Cheerios with an iron fist, and for this, she wins championships. If she happens to lose, the rage she exhibits will be unleashed on all who cross her path. (Yet, even in that failure, she still manages to get a leg up in a way that will make you feel like you haven't COMPLETELY got one over on her.) She will blackmail and cheat and do ANYTHING to win and loves feeling the fear of everyone around her.

Sue is also a great leader, is extremely blunt and speaks what's on her mind, insulting everyone around her without any remorse as well as being very offensive in the eyes of anyone who has ever uttered the word 'Politically Incorrect'. She expects perfection from her cheerleaders and doesn't tolerate weakness, all the while terrorizing the Glee club at every possible turn. She is, truly, gleefully evil, and loves having power, and lords it over...uh...everyone. Despite all this, she does seem to put a great deal of importance in being a good teacher, and she does have a softer side. She has an older sister with Down Syndrome who she visits frequently and she eventually gets Principal Figgins to give Glee Club another year because of her respect for Will's work with them (even though she still hates him), showing she doesn't have a complete heart of stone.

Sue seems to make a lot of dubious claims, which are anything from lying about her age to having been a special forces operative for the US Government and that she's assisted in the capture of Noriega. There's a line of insanity with Sue--you just don't know what side she's on.

Why should they be a camp counselor? She's a coach of one of the best cheerleading teams in the Midwest and if there's one thing she excels at, it's putting fear into the hearts of everyone children. So when a camp full of limp-wristed fairies opt to muddy up her country with their Mary Poppins speak and eyes wider than her jumbo tub of fiber, she opts to use her iron wand to school the pansies in the American way.

One roleplay sample:

Sue surveyed the camp and the shiny, wide-eyed faces with a discernible sneer of disgust. These slack-jawed undernourished aborted fetuses of the magic world saw fit to spray on to her turf like an unwanted bastard in the bottom of a dumpster. They couldn't be satisfied with nancying it up in merry old England and so they decided to come here and don these fruity unicorn shirts that sparkled in a way that was enough to make you choke back bile. But Sue Sylvester wasn't going to allow it.

She pointed her wand (made of an extremely expensive Agarwood gathered and crafted by Malaysian children and polished with their tears) towards herself, putting a sonorus charm in place despite the fact that the maladroit youth were mere feet from her. "PREPARE TO BE TERRIFIED." Sue barked, before pausing.

What was that rising up to cover the scent of horse manure? It smelled like the ripe scent of fear.

Delicious.

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